hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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