Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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