in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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