Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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