i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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