Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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