its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize