There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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