garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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