I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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