margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Houston, we have a blender
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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