you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
