Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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