I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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