i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize