At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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