She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
