why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
My dick has a subreddit
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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