Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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