so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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