Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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