Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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