Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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