Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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