Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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