Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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