Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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