Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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