I'd wear matching sweaters with you
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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