The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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