You made me cry and you don't even care
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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