No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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