the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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