Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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