I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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