Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
