im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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