My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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