Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
