But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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