I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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