i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Life is so much better after having sex.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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