i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
