I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Randomize
