Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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