those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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