Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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