how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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