i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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