She's JV to your varsity
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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