Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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