You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Randomize
