Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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